Life is busy. But you know that already. Look at your calendar and to-do list. The amount of work due is crossing its limits. But what can you do now? Nothing. This post is not for you. This post is for those babies who are not yet born to help them prepare for this roller coaster of a journey, also called life. So, Here are the things every person should do before they are born:
1. Make new cells!
How many cells do you have right now? 100 or 1000? Do you know how many cells how does a grown up man have? Millions! You heard it right. You have a long way to go before you start getting treated like a human being. So, Work hard. The earlier you start, the better it is for you.
2. Start Preparing for IIT-JEE!
In our days, people used to prepare for this grand exam after class 10th. Look now, and they have started preparing for it from 6th grade. Next thing you know, they would start preparing for it from Kindergarten. Do you want to edge them out? Start preparing for it now. You have 9 boring months to deal with. You better make the most out of it. And What’s your excuse? Sharmaji’s son has already started the preparation.
3. Think of a Start-up Idea!
So, You have already given up hope of qualifying IIT-JEE? What will do with your life now? Your complete life is a failure. It’s fine, though. I have heard Verma’s son is doing some start up after his degree from IIT and is now earning millions. How about that? You don’t have any hope of getting into IIT anyway, why not think of a startup idea that can fetch you billions? Start thinking now.
4. Swim for good health and physique!
In case you are wondering about so much leverage, take back your thoughts. To excel in studies and get good placement, you should have a fit body too. What could be better than swimming for this? You have fluids all around you. Just look at it. And start swimming.. but only an hour per day. Rest should be focused on your studies.
5. Have a well-balanced diet…. of what your mom is having!
I wish I could give you some self-entitled knowledge but you don’t have much of a choice here.
6. Don’t be what you eat!
It has been medically proved that once babies develop cardiac and renal systems, their kidneys begin to process fetal blood flow and create urine. And that urine is constantly being swallowed by the babies. So, basically, you drink your own pee in these 9 months. Can you please not try to be what you eat unlike the saying “You become what you eat!”?
7. Make a detailed plan for your entire life!
It’s quite a shame how newborns these days do not come with any detailed plan of what they are going to do with their lives. If you want to succeed, you must have the entire plan in writing and try to accomplish it in shorter goals. Or your life will be a failure.( I guess, you would have understood this by now)