Halloween is literally around the corner, with only one day left for all your costume preparations to be complete!
On that occasion, I wanna take up one of the Halloween classics: The Vampire!
There is something disturbingly familiar in seeing a kid dressed as Count Dracula asking for treats on Halloween. Kids of all ages will be seen impersonating all types of vampires (the sparkly ones too). Why wouldn’t they? One of the all time Halloween favorites, Vampires have always been popular with all the little pretenders. Little do we know, how troublesome it is to actually be one!
- Missing out on all the church architecture
Or a fan of church architecture?
- Can’t get tanned
It’s a strict no no for that healthy doze of sunshine and beach fun. On second thoughts…
- Technically, can’t date anyone but a vampire
We all know what’s gonna be the end result: some broken bones, a punctured neck and no second date!
- Lack of options in favorite animals
They’re a severe victim of stereotypes I tell you
- Defamed by a certain series
Something tells me they got some ‘cullen’ to do!
- You never really know how old the fellow vampire is
That hot girl at the blood bar, she might just be 200 years older than your eternity!
As you can see, it literally sucks to be a vampire!
What is your favorite Halloween classic costume? Let us know in the comments below!