We all have been in situations where we just want to curse to lighten up our mood but can’t because of various known reasons. Well, here are some politely worded curses that can come handy to you in these situations:
1. May your headphones snag on every door handle!
2. May you forever feel your cellphone vibrating in the pocket even when it’s not.
3. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be cookies.
4. May your tea be too hot when you receive it and too cold by the time you remember it’s there
5. May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
6. May your father come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly open so that you have to get up and close it.
7. May the pin of the bathroom stall never reach the lock to close the door.
8. May your soup always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat.
9. May all your Facebook notifications be game invites.
10. May you have your smartphone charged over night without noticing the chord isn’t plugged into the wall at all.
11. May every “empty” parking space you see in a distance actually have a motorcycle.
12. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
13. May you never be quite certain as to whether the pressure is a fart or a poop.
14. May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk.
15. May both sides of your pillow be warm/cold.
16. May your kid always have his piano lessons when you are hungover.
17. May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
18. May every guitar pick you use fall into the sound hole.
19. May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.
20. May you never remember these curses when you actually need to.
Go on! Enjoy using these!